A copywriter, a copywriter, my kingdom for a copywriter!
It's strange how I can come up with something pithy on quite a few subjects but when it comes to talking about myself I begin to stutter, drool, and hit myself about the face and neck.
Eventually this space will say something so well that you, the reader, will be compelled to sally forth and explore the depths of my portfolio. But this will only happen once I've kiddnapped a writer from Hallmark and induced them to write lovingly about me...